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August 14 Thats What We Called OlympicsLadies and Gentlemen, forget the CCTV. For whatever you missed, pls, for Heaven sake, don't miss this. The NBC version of the Beijing Olympic Opening. It shows us an 100%, Uncomprimised, Real, Awesome, Fabulous, Glorious, Exquisite, Magnificent, Olympic Games Opening!!! Following is a taster: As the Windows Open~~~~~~ The footprints in their history stretch back 5,000 years, but for the worlds greatest wall-builders, makers of a Forbidden City, what happens tonight is not merely a small step but a great leap. China is welcoming the world! Who will they be when this is over? The clock of their lives has been beating with a screaming urgency. They have pushed themselves to be as shape as a razor's edge. For this summer, to be here now and nowhere else. Beijing, the first ever Olympics for the world's most populous nation. 1.3 billion who frame the front-page story of the 21st century. A China both outside tie, and burst in every which way in a bewildering rush of transformation. They have made themselves anew, relentlessly, devotedly, so they might, on these days, step into history. They've submitted to an uncompromising search for mastery, repetitive motion, technique polished torward an impossible ideal, fall, fail, get up. It’s not the triumph, but the struggle. It’s not the triumph, but the struggle. It’s not the triumph, but the struggle. It’s not the triumph, but the struggle. Why did they begin, why do they endure? 晶晶: 零八年的奥运会在北京,在自己家门口,所以就会一直,一直继续坚持。 I compete, because I want to run faster than any man has ever run. Flopping on a 4-inch beam, I like the dare-devil part of it. Now it's to get the chance to try to defend the gold medal, I could not write a better story. 刘翔:中国男子运动员第一个拿到金牌,所以说我也才会吧,被大家记忆(妈的,刘翔这句我没听清)。 It is time for the colorful clash of a universe of shimmering, still to be written biographies. It is time to chase eternal youth. Time to defy Public Heartbreak, Laws of Gravity, time for a Jamaican Lightening Bolt - California brilliance - It’s the time for the sweetly engaging gymnasts from West Des Moines and the poised daughter of a decorated Olympian: It is time for the one who has endured the grinding burden of mind-blowing expectations. Time for the Headliner of the Athens’s Games To play Superman all over Are We about to see the fastest race ever?! A dynasty confirmed?! A victory cheered by a billion voices?! They have pushed themselves to be as sharp as a razor’s edge. For the scintillating prospect of enduring accomplishment. To leave these Games as the greatest Olympic champion of all time, they have made themselves anew for this summer, for Beijing, for this, Now!!! July 10 你要无聊请无聊到底看完《赤壁》上,非常愤怒,无比愤怒,出离愤怒。
来做做剧透:
诸葛武侯到了东吴,说他以前为牛接过生,于是帮小乔的马接生去了。。。还有,关羽的赤兔马估计比较难找,所以二哥在上集里边基本是以步兵姿态出现,希望在下集能从奥运赛场筛选到好马给他坐坐,要不就只有他一个走路,未免太丢战神的名号。刘皇叔整一个呆子,从桃园结义开始,好歹也当了几年领导了,但是还是土拉吧唧的只会编草鞋,连番被孙尚香,啊不是,是还珠格格欺负。败笔啊,败笔。而当张飞象周末摔跤大狂热一样,赤手空拳从人堆里冲向敌军的玩俄罗斯熊抱时候,我真的笑趴下了。最搞笑的是卧龙把一只乌龟放在军事地形模型上,硬是把乌龟阵叫做八卦阵,朝伟同学看完就还会心微笑,曹操知道了,估计吐血几百斤是绝对少不了。当然,说起曹阿瞒同学,他是最惨的一个,直接被改成了一个五六十岁老色魔,为了小乔挥军八十万,剑指江南,老人家还有如此欲望,实属不易。在备战期间更是看到任何雌性都误认为是其梦中女神,一代枭雄,泉下有知,真是死不瞑目啊。。。
此片台词也颇具特色,举例说,诸葛亮找周瑜游说,说咱哥两一起打东吴吧,于是两人兴奋地用琵琶弹起Jazz,公谨居然大言不惭的说他们两个的合奏一时瑜亮,太TM恶心了。诸葛成武在戏里一再强调说他是个冷静的人, 跟周瑜夹完Ban,说:我好久没有那么不冷静了。我听完也非常不冷静,忒TM想骂人。当然,还有同一个世界,同一个梦想,etc, etc
毫无疑问,三国里边最辉煌的一幕,是应该用两集,三集去叙述,但里边却混杂了床戏,摔跤,奥运,恶搞(大家注意,曹同学在戏里边还把中国足球狠狠的嘲笑了一把)等多种元素,导演同志的心也未免太杂了。。。这是一场属于雄性的史诗般的战役,起码你丫应该在战争特效上面也下点功夫吧,那些船在江上的比例颠三倒四,那个乌龟阵的特技更是惨不忍睹,OH,COME ON。。。好久没有见到这么傻X的战争片了,但是为什么你要毁了我的《赤壁》之战呢。
《赤壁之战》前后无数的经典啊,赵子龙百万军中藏阿斗,单骑救主,张飞大闹长坂坡,刘皇叔痛摔儿子抚大将,诸葛亮舌战群儒,草船借箭,蒋干盗书,打黄盖,七星坛借东风,火烧连环船,关云长华容道义释曹操,孔明三气周公谨,赔夫人,折兵。。。当年曹总的战书下得多么有型:今统雄兵百万,上将千员,欲与将军会猎于江夏。。。 额滴神啊,估计都被糟蹋了。。。还我的梦回三国啊。。。
对于还没去看的同学们,请慎重考虑,先把你脑中的赤壁之战格式化掉,看过《三国演义》的建议带上止吐药。至于没看《三国演义》的,可以看一下以下恶搞三国的赤壁前夜东吴BBS预习一下,阿门。。。
June 21 谈论 Your Weakness...
引用 Your Weakness... May 07 Time To Say Good Bye...When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me. There is no light in a room where there is no sun and there is no sun if you're not here with me, with me. From every window unfurls my heart the heart that you have won. Into me you've poured the light, the light that you found by the side of the road. Time to say goodbye.
Time to say goodbye.
You and me.
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